Harvey: It’s a gift.
Mike: Ah, so you’ll give me a gift but you wont give me cash. This feels like ‘Pretty Woman.’
Harvey: No - I’m far more attractive than Richard Gere.
You can feel the subtle flirtiness in his eyes.
(Source: hallucifer)
- 8 months ago
- 251
Some dickhead once told me that when they put a gun to your head, its not just give in or be killed, there are a 146 other options.
(Source: wholove)
- 8 months ago
- 198
My left hand will always twitch because it yearns for Ctrl+Z powers. And then I’ll be like, “FUCK.”
(Source: thefuuuucomics)
- 9 months ago
- 1586
submitted by the42towels
This happened. I didn’t think it ever would. BITCH, YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM, SO STFU. Granted, other things made me stop talking to her too, but lol
- 9 months ago
- 137

